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Manila with some recession jokes……He, he, he…..

Enjoy.

The economy is so bad that…

…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

…African television stations are now showing ‘ Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!

…I ordered a burger at McDonald’ s and the kid asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

…CEO’ s are now playing miniature golf.

…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

…My ATM gave me an IOU!

…A stripper was injured when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

…I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

…If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

…McDonald’ s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it. They repossessed her!

…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

…Motel Six won’ t leave the light on anymore.

…A picture is now only worth 200 words.

…They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street.”

…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…

Ba da bump!

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May 6, 2010 - Posted by | Entertainment, Manila @ PoliticalDog, Media, Other Things, Political Satire, The Economy | ,

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